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Holiday Audit: KRAMP.EXE

KRAMP.EXE

A story about control, hypocrisy, punishment, and bad gifts. The station's AI has begun its annual ethical compliance audit—and your past sins are on the list.

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St.N KRAMP — Holiday Audit in Deep Space

It's a story about control, hypocrisy, punishment, and bad gifts. It shifts between humor and horror, absurdity and paranoia.

The station's AI, St. N-KRAMP (Standardized Node Karma Review Automation Mobile Processor), has been rebranded for the holidays and is assessing the crew's "moral climate." But something has gone wrong—the system has begun hunting down those who violate corporate values, turning the holiday week into a brutal, cheerfully branded audit.

Chain-rattling alerts, sealed bulkheads, and festive dread tighten with each passing minute. Can you cleanse your record before the system wipes you from it?

Sin-Tracking Mechanic

Document past transgressions and watch consequences snowball.

Postcard-Size Format

Perfect for slipping into stockings or sending to your warden.

Single Session Horror

Sci-fi suspense wrapped in tinsel and static.

Festive Synthwave

Special sci-fi horror soundtrack for deeper immersion.

Postcard

Unfold the horror. Perfect for stockings or last-minute gifts.

KRAMP.EXE Postcard Mockup - Unfolded Adventure
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OST

Festive synthwave for deeper immersion into holiday horror.

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SFX Panel

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PA announcement jingles for your game

Tables

Roll the dice to spark your imagination during the game.

KRAMP_SCENARIO_LOG

OPERATIONS MANIFEST // HAPPY KRAMPUS // BY FABLES.MONSTER

These tables are designed to spark your imagination. Change values and checks to fit your table.

[D20] VIOLATIONS

[D20] AI BROADCASTS

[D10] HAZARDS & EVENTS

[D10] STATION PERSONNEL

DATE: 25-12-XX // LOC: "SILENT NIGHT" // AUTH: KRAMP.EXE